That is a very good question.

Every video game reviewed here at Chocolatey Goodness is ranked on a scale of one to five. Then it is awarded the corresponding number of Brown Recreation Fun Squares. If you wish, you may refer to Brown Recreation Fun Squares as "Squares of Chocolatey Goodness."

Here is what each ranking means:

Five Brown Recreation Fun Squares
This game is totally super wicked excellent. If it had a mouth you would kiss it.

Four Brown Recreation Fun Squares
This game is really very good. But sometimes you wonder if it will always be this good or if one day you will get tired of it the way you got tired of Coldplay.

Three Brown Recreation Fun Squares
This game is better than The Bachelorette but not as good as Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. It is about even with Date Patrol.

Two Brown Recreation Fun Squares
This game stinks. It probably features chesty babes in snug vinyl, however.

One Brown Recreation Fun Square
This game is a turd. Do you like turds? No you do not. You will not like this game either. Unless you like turds. If you do like turds you are icky. Maybe you should give up on video games and ask a friend to give you a nice big Hot Carl.